Después de harto tiempo me puse a jugar con mi Worgen. Debo decir que los chistes son interesantes y español suena muy "especial", como el que dice que "esto no es un lápiz labial" Weno acá les dejo los que encontré.
Worgen Male
"Come closer, I don't bite... often... usually... sometimes... actually, you might want to keep your distance."
"Since the change, I find I prefer my meat 'rare', now... Raw, even... Perhaps, struggling."
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel that I really know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"So then she says to me: 'What big teeth you have'; I mean, what do you say to that?" (reference to Little Red Riding Hood)
"I love Darnassus... trees everywhere."
"Alright: I've got hairy palms. So what?"
"Worgen hard? Or hardly Worgen?" (reference to the saying Working hard or hardly working?)
"I'll show you a full moon!"
"Did you know I'm a Worgen donor?"
"Are you into furries?"
Worgen Female
"Yes, I've tried shaving; it doesn't work. Trust me."
(howls) "I don't really know why we do that."
(coughs up a hairball and splutters) "Ahem... pardon."
"At least we don't sparkle." (a reference to Twilight. The vampires' skins would 'sparkle' if they stepped into sunlight.)
"I love Darnassus... trees everywhere."
"For the holiday, he tried to give me a bone. No...a bone. An ordinary bone. What did you think I...oh..."
(sniffs) " Mmmm that's like...(sniffs) is that bacon? (sniffs) Hey guys, I smell...(sniffs) Do you smell bacon? Bacon, anyone?! (sniffs) Oh, that's bacon! Bacon! Whos got the bacon?! WHERE'S THE BACON?!" (Possible reference to Beggin Strips dog treats)
"Excuse me, could I just, uhm... sniff your backside for a second."
"Something under your cloak smells heavenly."
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Worgen female
"Being bitchy is in my blood. Don't pretend you don't like it."
"I hope you don't mind a little howling in bed."
"Don't worry babe... the fur is just something to hold onto."
"I'm looking for a man who appreciates... natural beauty."
"I just want someone to pat me on my head and tell me I'm a good girl." (Of all things, this may be a possible reference to a certain Touhou fancomic. Else, it may be just a simple dog joke.)
(sniffs)"Well, hello..."
"I'll teach you to make my legs shake."
"You know... worgen women have six nipples."
"It all matches. Trust me."
"You can take me home... I'm house broke."
Worgen male
"I hope you like it 'ruff'."
"Honey... being with me is like two guys in one." (reference to the fact that worgen have both a human form and a worgen form)
"Don't pretend you don't like a guy with a wild side."
"Panting at you? No! No... it's just hot in here."
"I'd like to mark your territory."
"(howls) What? It's my thing."
"Don't be afraid, I don't bite... hard..." (reference to "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery", but the line is: I won't bite... hard")
"What big ears I have? You should check out the rest of me! (reference to Little Red Riding Hood)
"You're like the moon baby, you make me howl all night!"
"If you play nice, I'll share my bone with you..."
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Worgen Male
"Come closer, I don't bite... often... usually... sometimes... actually, you might want to keep your distance."
"Since the change, I find I prefer my meat 'rare', now... Raw, even... Perhaps, struggling."
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel that I really know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"So then she says to me: 'What big teeth you have'; I mean, what do you say to that?" (reference to Little Red Riding Hood)
"I love Darnassus... trees everywhere."
"Alright: I've got hairy palms. So what?"
"Worgen hard? Or hardly Worgen?" (reference to the saying Working hard or hardly working?)
"I'll show you a full moon!"
"Did you know I'm a Worgen donor?"
"Are you into furries?"
Worgen Female
"Yes, I've tried shaving; it doesn't work. Trust me."
(howls) "I don't really know why we do that."
(coughs up a hairball and splutters) "Ahem... pardon."
"At least we don't sparkle." (a reference to Twilight. The vampires' skins would 'sparkle' if they stepped into sunlight.)
"I love Darnassus... trees everywhere."
"For the holiday, he tried to give me a bone. No...a bone. An ordinary bone. What did you think I...oh..."
(sniffs) " Mmmm that's like...(sniffs) is that bacon? (sniffs) Hey guys, I smell...(sniffs) Do you smell bacon? Bacon, anyone?! (sniffs) Oh, that's bacon! Bacon! Whos got the bacon?! WHERE'S THE BACON?!" (Possible reference to Beggin Strips dog treats)
"Excuse me, could I just, uhm... sniff your backside for a second."
"Something under your cloak smells heavenly."
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Worgen female
"Being bitchy is in my blood. Don't pretend you don't like it."
"I hope you don't mind a little howling in bed."
"Don't worry babe... the fur is just something to hold onto."
"I'm looking for a man who appreciates... natural beauty."
"I just want someone to pat me on my head and tell me I'm a good girl." (Of all things, this may be a possible reference to a certain Touhou fancomic. Else, it may be just a simple dog joke.)
(sniffs)"Well, hello..."
"I'll teach you to make my legs shake."
"You know... worgen women have six nipples."
"It all matches. Trust me."
"You can take me home... I'm house broke."
Worgen male
"I hope you like it 'ruff'."
"Honey... being with me is like two guys in one." (reference to the fact that worgen have both a human form and a worgen form)
"Don't pretend you don't like a guy with a wild side."
"Panting at you? No! No... it's just hot in here."
"I'd like to mark your territory."
"(howls) What? It's my thing."
"Don't be afraid, I don't bite... hard..." (reference to "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery", but the line is: I won't bite... hard")
"What big ears I have? You should check out the rest of me! (reference to Little Red Riding Hood)
"You're like the moon baby, you make me howl all night!"
"If you play nice, I'll share my bone with you..."
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